i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money
(Source: barrowmans)
precious
someone put me back in the womb this isnt working out
He’s got them moves like Jagger.
rrUruRUHU ERUH RUH LIKE A DUGON DRAGION
club can’t even handle me right now.
(Source: blue-m00sen)
people who have autoplay on their blog are bad enough
but people who have hidden autoplay have truly ascended from the fiery depths of hell, sent by satan himself
little sweetheart.
quick diversion from my usual octopus-themed posts.
just look at this thing.
precious baby.
Self-loathing is not a fucking character-builder. It doesn’t make you stronger. It doesn’t make you better. It’s just an ever-deepening, creepy-ass trap; a trap that is a huge moneymaker for corporations that do not have and never will have good intentions. You’re not disgusting. You’re not freakish. You’re not ugly. And you’re never going to be perfect. And holy shit, that is so okay.
Jane, Casual Blasphemies (via beautysupremes, lipsbetweenthehips) (via cheryl-tunt) (via scallawag) (via rohirrims) (via alcoholicgifts) (via iloveyouless) (via bonniesclit) (via amberagron) (via negritaaa) (via annsthewo-man) (via pragmatichominid) (via pearls-and-machine-guns)
